To Kill A Mockingjay

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

(via hot-mess-in-a-trenchcoat)

(via lifeofanerdyteacher)

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via struttinglikeapotter)

“You all know that on the night I lost my powers and my body, I tried to kill him. His mother died in the attempt to save him — and unwittingly provided him with a protection I admit I had not foreseen…. I could not touch the boy.

His mother left upon him the traces of her sacrifice…. This is old magic, I should have remembered it, I was foolish to overlook it … but no matter, I can touch him now.”

(via avengethewinchesters)

(via struttinglikeapotter)

• Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

rabioheab:

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

(via dweebscar)

kimkardashingthroughthesnow:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

big-k-i-d:

the-anal-rapist:

And then she ate the baby:

O H MY FUKCIGN GOD

my faovuetie is the sobbing person int he mirorr

thats a window

(via georrgeweasley)

(via sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box)

• plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.